Dear Deaf Wife

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DEAF WIFE....."priceless"

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That eve ning, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response..

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, ab out 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

(I just love this)

"Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"


pEAcE nO wAr!!!

Men & Women Differences in a "Simple Hi"

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pEAcE nO wAr!!!

Hada Labo Set for RM118

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Hada Labo Set

Currently only RM 118...Normal price is RM168...I should try this product since my skin is very 'mengada-ngada'...Sebelum ni, aku gune SKII and aku satisfied with the result...Cuma problem aku sekarang adalah harga yang agak 'mahal'...So, after a while, I decide to try this product and hopefully will get a better result as well...

The set consists of :

• Hada Labo SHA Wash 50g
• Hada Labo Lotion 170ml
• Hada Labo Milk 140ml
• Hada Labo UV Milk SPF 50PA++ 38ml

Available exclusively at Guardian Nationwide, while stock last...I wanna get mine one now...

 

pEAcE nO wAr!!!

Senarai Top Ranking Universiti Terbaik di Malaysia bagi tahun 2011.

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1. Universiti Sains Malaysia
2. Universiti Teknologi Malaysia
3. Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia
4. Universiti Putra Malaysia
5. University of Malaya
6. Universiti Malaysia Perlis
7. Multimedia University
8. Universiti Teknologi Mara
9. Universiti Malaysia Pahang
10. International Islamic University of Malaysia
11. Universiti Utara Malaysia
12. Universiti Tun Hussein Onn Malaysia
13. Universiti Tenaga Nasional
14. Universiti Malaysia Sabah
15. Open University Malaysia
16. University of Nottingham Malaysia
17. Universiti Teknologi Petronas
18. Universiti Sains Islam Malaysia
19. Universiti Pendidikan Sultan Idris
20. Taylor’s University College
21. Universiti Teknikal Malaysia Melaka
22. Universiti Tunku Abdul Rahman
23. Universiti Malaysia Terengganu
24. Universiti Malaysia Sarawak
25. Universiti Tun Abdul Razak
26. Monash University Malaysia
27. Universiti Industri Selangor
28. Wawasan Open University
29. UCSI University
30. Curtin University of Technology Sarawak Campus
31. Asia Pacific Institute of Information Technology
32. International Medical University
33. Help University College
34. Tunku Abdul Rahman College
35. Al Madinah International University
36. Universiti Kuala Lumpur
37. National Defence University of Malaysia
38. Segi College
39. Universiti Sultan Zainal Abidin
40. Universiti Malaysia Kelantan
41. Limkokwing University of Creative Technology
42. KDU College
43. Selangor International Islamic University College
44. Sunway University College
45. Malaysia Theological Seminary
46. Malaysia University of Science & Technology
47. Olympia College Malaysia
48. Swinburne University of Technology Sarawak Campus
49. Malaysian Institute of Management
50. University of Malaya Medical Center & Faculty of Medicine
51. INSANIAH University College
52. Taman Pertanian University
53. Kuala Lumpur Infrastructure University College
54. International Centre for Education in Islamic Finance
55. Majlis Peperiksaan Malaysia
56. Cyberjaya University College of Medical Sciences
57. Disted-Stamford College
58. Berjaya University College of Hospitality
59. Asia e University
60. KBU International College
61. New INTI College
62. TATI University College
63. Nilai International College
64. Asia Pacific University College of Technology & Innovation
65. AIMST University

INFO:

The ranking main factors are Size, Visibility, Research papers and scholars.

pEAcE nO wAr!!!

The Shoebox

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A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little
Old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents.

'When we were to be married,' she said, 'my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'
'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

pEAcE nO wAr!!!

Generous Wife

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Since the wife was eight months into her pregnancy, the husband had to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he had been desperate for quite a while.

Just before lying down on the bed, the wife glances at him and sees the poor guy curls up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire...Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet,
takes out 500 bucks, and gives it to him.

"Here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight.... and remember that this happens only once... ok?... don't think about it again" she said.
The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, grabs the money and leaves quickly.

A few minutes later, he returns, and hands the money back to his wife and says with much disappointment: ''She said this is not enough. She wants one thousand.....''
The wife's face slowly turns red with anger.

"Damn that bitch.. when she was pregnant and her husband
came over here...I charged him only five hundred.." The guy collapsed!!!

Think TWICE when your wife is over Generous

pEAcE nO wAr!!!

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pEAcE nO wAr!!!